Is two cheating?

I brazen scheme to get Justin Timberlake's picture on this board.

Boolean Ballsy

It's a Miracle

Posted by: Boolean Ballsy

the comic-strip life.

okay, okay, okay.

two posts by nick in a day is too much, but this one can't be helped. mitch will probably punch me in the face if i don't post this one. repeatedly. and then throw me from the third floor window

*sigh*

nick garcia don't play by no rules

... and that's why i photoshopped a different photo.

too tired to be creative.

It was great when it all began...

I was a regular Frankie fan...
Vstan

Friends with Nail Polish

This is what happens when you drink and play poker boys and girls.

I'm just kidding. I'd do this stone cold sober and I really didn't drink that much last night anyway. So it's not like I was tied down or blithering drunk while Vicki did my nails, OK?

Seriously, though, I do kinda get "high" on my friends, which I suppose can make me do stuff I wouldn't normally do normal times...although I see myself doing crazy things at normal times too. But my friends do help to contribute to my delinquency...and I thank them for that wholeheartedly. :)

Photoshop Entry

Future Platinum Record?

Maybe Vicki can give us a live performance.

Doug

Badass Photoshop Contest Entry

R

Badass Photoshop Competition

Okay, well I think the gauntlet has been inadvertently throw down.

Here's the deal. You have to use this picture of Vicki, ----->
put it into another picture, garnish with other goodies (dialog bubbles, scribbles, etc.) and post it back here.

Rules:

1. You have to use this pic. ------>
2. You CAN NOT be cruel to Vicki.
3. As much as we enjoy it, no porn. I look at this blog from home sometimes.
4. You have to post it back here. (with something to identify yourself)
5. It can't suck. XD

It doesn't have to be a good photoshop job, as long as it's entertaining and follows the rules.

If this ends up being popular, we'll pick on someone else.

R out...

MDizzle

Larger than Life

Seems that according to some people, my life isn't "spectacular" enough for day to day conversation.

I need more of the following:

1) Pirates
2) Dragons
3) Fairies
4) Explosions

Also, I get bonus points for:

5) Multiple uses of the above
6) Gratuitous Sex Scenes

Unfortunately, I am neither an international man of mystery, Jack Sparrow (although I have a rockin' costume), pyrotechnician (I wish), nor a knight in shining armor. I frequently wish I were those things...unfortunately, I'm just a computer tech.

So, I'm either going to have to start substituting some of my amateur sci-fi/fantasy writing or start carrying a sword regularly and hope that I can rescue a damsel in distress.

Now, where did I put that sword?

R

Camping, Frisky Pony Style

So I want to go camping. Ron wants to set up a paintball game, which sounds fun, but when I think about guys…..big, tall guys...taking out all of their work aggressions and pelting me with balls of paint….I’m thinking that may not be such a great idea. Mini balls of paint. Being shot out of a gun. At me.

So I’m thinking we should set up a camping trip. (I haven’t been camping since my last vacation with my parents 15 years ago at Mackinack Island.) Smores. Campfires. Frisky Pony stories. More fodder for inside jokes. How awesome would that be?

VStan says she’d go camping if there were cabins. Cabins! Ha! Cabins are for “retreats” – this isn’t a retreat – this is a camping trip. With tents.

Allison

KALA dinner

So, let me paint the picture of the day of our Kankakee Area Library Association (KALA) dinner. Mr Ron walks in a little frazzled looking after a late evening of work from the night before. He looked like his normal wonderful self except that his pants looked like they had been balled up on the bathroom floor for several days with perhaps a damp towel on top of them. In my head I was thinking of the girly dress I was going to wear and my other coworker said he was going to wear a suit. So, in the back of my anal retentive head I was thinking that maybe Ron would let me iron his pants but what comes out of my mouth is, “Is that what you are going to wear tonight?” Yikes! That sounded rude and not at all what I meant!

Later I offered for him to come to my house if he wanted to get ready there and he told me that he would take me up on that and for help ironing his clothes. When Allison called work to see how things were going I said that Ron was going to come over so I could iron his clothes! I only assumed he had the clothes he was wearing so we giggled as we imagined where in my house he would be while I was ironing his pants! Was he wearing boxers or briefs? Would my husband or daughter mind some odd half naked man in my house?

So, we get to my house and it turns out that Ron went on his lunch break and bought himself a new outfit! Opps, I hope I didn’t shame him into buying fancy clothes for the country club dinner! So, he stood there fully clothed as I ironed his new digs. I sent him on his way to an extra bathroom to get himself ready as I went into my master bathroom to put my dress on and redo my makeup.

When I was dressed I came out and he was sitting in the kitchen by himself so I told him that he should come talk to me while I put on my makeup because that was going to take awhile and I didn’t want him to sit there with nothing to do. I have to say that although nothing fishy was going on it did seem a bit odd and disconcerting to have another male hovering around while I was putting on mascara and eye shadow. Ron was like a kid in a candy store as he envied the large Jacuzzi bathtub (and no that isn’t a euphemism) and the large walk in closet. There were several wows! I want thats!

So, together we arrived at the Country Club where we joke about our date and our little tryst at my house. Just to dispel rumors we sat at separate tables so there wouldn’t be any talk! This Friday I invited him over to play poker but boy is he going to be surprised when he is the only one that shows up!

Vicki S.