Hello Kitty Jason

www.hellokittyhell.com
vstan

Next time we go camping...

Us girls need to pick up some of these...

Whizzy is a device that enables a woman to urinate from a standing position like a man. It is formed of heavy paper that slides virtually flat between your legs and opens to form a trough. Its unique and patented shape, angle and easy-grip handles make it very easy to use. It adjusts to each user's anatomy and stance. You stand naturally, with no bending or straddling necessary. It is disposable, and fits easily into purse, pocket or backpack.

http://whizzy4you.com/

vstan

Funny signs

The best way to attract potential leakers to your door! San Francisco

Liverpool, PA

I'm going here to get my hair cut!

That's how they do pants! Yeah, in prison!

Wipe that smirk off your face kid!
Hey! Are thos real fake watches?!

Vstan

Frisky Pony Camp...Video Recap 7

Final entry. Nick and Ron's donut tossing routine, coming to a cheap circus near you.

R

Wal-Mart

I'm not sure if this was a mistake, or just a surprisingly frank marketing initiative, but regardless, this condom display, adorned with the company's "back to college savings" sales pitch, is hysterical.

While it probably isn't something most parents like to think about, their kids are almost certainly having sex at college, and -- uncomfortable though it might be -- encouraging them to protect themselves against STDs and pregnancy is important. (Trust me. I'm 24, and have a 3-year-old -- do the math.)

So way to go, Wal-Mart! Now just run a sale on 12-packs of Miller Lite and we'll be ready to party!

(this was an article on my aol news)
vstan

Frisky Pony Camp...Video Recap 6

Watch as our brave campers take on a totally vicious, out of control and completely intimidating...tree. See Vicki "climb" a tree for the very first time. "Can ya tell?"

R

Frisky Pony Camp...Video Recap 5

We decided that Mitch had slept way too late...even if he did look like a "complete angel" while he was sleeping.

He later farted in my tent in retaliation...of course, I didn't tell him it was a borrowed tent.

Look on as we see how many Frisky Pony Campers we can stuff into a tent rated for 2 people.

R

Frisky Pony Camp...Video Recap 4

Okay, so either Nick is a comic genius, we had more to drink than we thought, or watching Mitch and Allison laugh is freakin' hilarious.

Either way, I had a hard time not laughing out loud watching these again.

R

Frisky Pony Camp...Video Recap 3

More dark footage of our fearless campers laughing their asses off.

R

Frisky Pony Camp...Video Recap 2

This and the next couple will be a little on the dark side (no Star Wars puns intended) but I wasn't about to kill the mood with spotlights. Besides, the audio is freakin funny in it's own right.

This is the start of dueling giggles between Allison and Mitch.

Enjoy,

R

Frisky Pony Camp...Video Recap

Vicki screaming "Ron!" at the end of this makes me laugh every time.

R

Chacarron - check it out

Vstan

Ron needs...

"I think Ron more than anything else needs a girl who can appreciate who he is."

and

"RON NEEDS A DAMN HAIR CUT"

Interesting, let's jump down to #5 (#3 was the same as #1 and #4 I didn't really understand)

"Ron needs a hug"


Bottom line, Ron needs some lovin' and a good barber. LOL

So, who wants to hug me first? ;)

R

Vicki Needs:

Okay, well my first result is someone's blog who has done this exact same thing and came up with the following...

Vicki Needs....
1. Vicki needs to learn about "she bang" magic

2. Vicki needs to pay the rent, and without community approval she might as well go home to the cult

3. Vicki needs boys pants...

4. Vicki needs to realize that dogs are not little people in furry costumes

5. Vicki needs a Vixen Grand Polaris with electronic slewing. Nothing less.

So, the second result was this...

Vicki needs to go potty...

Oh thanks goodness! Finally!

It's Saturday night, the music is pumping and you are on a hot date . Everything is going down fine until the humidity in the club suddenly turns your hair from Cher to Macy Gray in about 7 seconds.Fear not, entrepreneurs, Richard Starrett and Neil Macka, have come to the rescue with their Hot Iron vending machine. With 500 units already placed in clubs/gyms throughout the U.K , the Beautiful Vending company provide coin operated hair straightening hot irons, for the quick and convenient use of club patrons who's hair has suddenly gone 'poof'.Using professional grad GHD tongs, the irons run for 90 seconds per use and about $1.85 USD. The idea is perfect for countries where the weather can be unpredictable and affect recently straightened hair. With a glaring gap in the metro-sexual market, we can envision these in the men’s restrooms very shortly.

Now I can breath easier when I go out for the night.
Vstan

Your Needs

It's time to put your needs ahead of everyone else's.

Go to Google and type - "(your FIRST name) needs".

And don't cheat by looking for the one you like best; just take the first two links Google gives you.


"Allison needs more good farmers to raise corn."


but I also like #4 in the Google list:

"A naturally attractive woman, Allison needs little help from the beauty shop."

Goodbye Mr. Wizard

Goodbye Mr. Wizard. We love you.
Vstan

Frisky Pony Fun

My observations from Pony Camp:

Nick should win a prize for longest running "your mom" jokes and also for working Kierkegaard, Marx and Masterpiece Theatre into his "your mom" jokes.

Watching Mitch's fits of laughter is almost as much fun as Nick's "your mom" jokes (see above).

There is not enough power in Ron's minivan to run my coffeemaker.

Brian is a Super-hero because he brought me coffee in the morning.

Ron can catch a Krispy Kreme donut in a tree like a professional....a professional what I'm not sure.

Vicki is so cuddly to sleep with.

Chelle makes amazing shish-kabobs.

Kristina (Nick's g-friend) knows more about Toxic Shock Syndrome than wikipedia.

Alex (Mitch's life partner) has adorable toes.

I will never again doubt or question Vicki's packing skills.

Boone's Farm is a camper's best friend.

Thrush is not a good name for porta-potties.

Apparently, one can get pink eye from having sex with Ron.

When playing 80s Trivial Pursuit, one can always use the following answers in a pinch....Rock Hudson, Donna Mills, and "zero".

Brian kicks ass at 80s Trivial Pursuit.

We collectively suck at the "Sports and Leisure" category in 80s Trivial Pursuit.

Your mom is Das Kapital (see #1).

Can't wait to camp with you all again!
Allison

Camp observations

(feel free to add to this)

Observations and things I learned from Camp Frisky Pony:

Ron no longer has his winter programmer’s tan.

I would like to say that I climbed a tree for the first time but the fact of the matter is that it was more like I was pulled and hoisted into and plucked out of it. I did sit in it on my own though. (I have scratches on my forearms and thighs that I didn’t see until the next day.)

Mitch would make a lovely pregnant woman some day.

Nick is hella funny.

Mitch looks like an angel when he is sleeping.

No matter what he wears or where he is there is always something going on with Nick’s pants crotch area.

Port a Potties are like that scene in the movie Poltergeist where Diane is running down the hallway and the door just keepings getting farther away.

You don’t have to be on a honeymoon to stay in Honeymoon Corner at the KOA.

There are plants and birds and rocks and things when you go camping. (And wild Golden Retrievers.)

Allison likes to cuddle when she sleeps and gets cold.

When a tent is set up in your basement for a couple of months it seems much larger than when you set it up to camp in.

Never under estimate Vicki’s packing abilities. There is always room for everything. Don’t be doubters.

Allison makes awesome scrambled eggs.

Starved Rock is beautiful and I can’t believe it is so close and I have never been there before!

I had a blast with everyone there and it was tons of fun!

Vstan

icanhascheezburger

Blatantly stolen from Vstan's post.

An FP Camp report from Honeymoon Corner coming soon!!! (highlights, stories and pics)

R

The Sky is Falling!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/
vstan

A musical interlude...

I forget sometimes how much music drives my life (and specifically my mood) until it's not there. Having the Chevy S-10 POS, affectionately called the Sanford and Son mobile, with no radio whatsoever can be a bit of a hindrance...making it more painful is my lack of functioning MP3 player, which is tragically NOT an iPod (I'll stop whining about it now, okay?) Now that I've gotten the tattoo out of (into?) my system, I'm gonna start saving up for the iPod. ;)

Anyway, back to the music...

It's amazing how something as simple as a song can bring moods and memories crashing back into one's mind. It can be something as personal as an Anthrax song that I was listening to in my first year of Jr college and having relationship issues, or something like "West End Girls" that is just perfect for driving down a city street at night with the street lights wisking past you or how "Love Shack" is just an instant party no matter where you are or who you're with.

I feel slighted at times that I have no natural talent for a musical instrument. It didn't keep me from buying a Wayne's World edition Stratocaster (which I still own) and taking lessons for a while. I can still play a bit of "Pipeline". It also doesn't keep me from "singing" in my car at the top of my lungs. I'm sometimes scared of what I might sound like but the volume at 11 covers that up nicely...and I really don't care if I "look" like an idiot. I did get an air guitar as a gift and it seems to be the only instrument I'm at all adept at. I may pick up the Strat again though. ;)

All I care is how the music makes me feel, whether it be something rocking to improve my mood even more or something really angry (metal is typically good for that) as a release from that really shitty day.

I love the thought of having my own soundtrack. I suspect it would be very eclectic.

R