The maniacal, semi-lucid ramblings of a group of people who could probably be doing something more constructive with their time...but don't.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Camp Frisky Pony II
Nick is bigger stud than anyone gives him credit for.
Mike almost became a Starved Rock statistic. I was frantically thinking about the phone calls I would need to make if he fell to his death off of a canyon.
Lots of things happened in the time period of yore.
Gene is a hoot!
Allison should wear appropriate camping/hiking shoes.
They have gas way out in Ottawa.
Nick walks around his home in nothing but a sarape.
3 people blabbing away all night in a tent create a lot of condensation and a lot of hot air.
Allison successfully avoided having to use the port-o-potty the whole time.
Nick really likes to cuddle.
Vstan
Mike almost became a Starved Rock statistic. I was frantically thinking about the phone calls I would need to make if he fell to his death off of a canyon.
Lots of things happened in the time period of yore.
Gene is a hoot!
Allison should wear appropriate camping/hiking shoes.
They have gas way out in Ottawa.
Nick walks around his home in nothing but a sarape.
3 people blabbing away all night in a tent create a lot of condensation and a lot of hot air.
Allison successfully avoided having to use the port-o-potty the whole time.
Nick really likes to cuddle.
Vstan
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Highlights from Camping '08
My favorites.....
St.Louis/Murder Canyon
The party tent with Nick and Vicki
Entertaining you all with not one, but two FALLS!
Gene's questions and then Gene's answers
Wait...what?
Tell us the story, Brian!
Brian and Nick jamming on their guitars
Coffee (thank you, Brian)
Cooking breakfast for everyone!
Allison (who can't wait until next year!)
St.Louis/Murder Canyon
The party tent with Nick and Vicki
Entertaining you all with not one, but two FALLS!
Gene's questions and then Gene's answers
Wait...what?
Tell us the story, Brian!
Brian and Nick jamming on their guitars
Coffee (thank you, Brian)
Cooking breakfast for everyone!
Allison (who can't wait until next year!)
Friday, June 6, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Bad case of....
I need to learn how to do this dance. I know everyone will be doing it at weddings soon.
VS
VS
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Adam Selzer
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
I want to party with these kids!
Cops Bust High School Root Beer Kegger
By ROBERT IMRIE,AP
Posted: 2008-03-28 18:56:04
WAUSAU, Wis. (AP) - Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.
But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That's because the keg contained root beer.
The party was held by a high school student who wanted to show that teens don't always drink alcohol at their parties. It has gained fame on YouTube.com.
Dustin Zebro, 18, said he staged the party after friends at D.C. Everest High School got suspended from sports because of pictures showing them drinking from red cups.
The root-beer kegger was "to kind of make fun of the school," he said. "They assumed there was beer in the cups. We just wanted to have some root beer in red cups and just make it look like a party, but there actually wasn't any alcohol."
Zebro purchased a quarter-barrel of 1919 Classic American Draft Root Beer, and by 10 p.m. Saturday, the scene outside his rural Wausau home had all the makings of a teen drinking party - cars, noise and kids.
Kronenwetter Police Chief Daniel Joling said an officer was dispatched to the home March 1 on a complaint of cars blocking the road.
Juveniles began coming out of the house after the officer used his squad car's loudspeaker to warn that cars would soon be towed, Officer Jason Rasmussen wrote in his report.
Nearly 90 breath tests were done, and officers even searched locked rooms for hiding teens.
"It was a tremendous waste of time and manpower, but we still had a job to do, and our officers did it," Joling said. "If one kid had come there, even hadn't drank there, but had come there and had been drinking and had left and crashed and burned, then what would the sentiment be? Why didn't the police check everybody out?"
D.C. Everest schools Superintendent Kris Gilmore did not immediately return a message Friday.
vstan
By ROBERT IMRIE,AP
Posted: 2008-03-28 18:56:04
WAUSAU, Wis. (AP) - Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.
But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That's because the keg contained root beer.
The party was held by a high school student who wanted to show that teens don't always drink alcohol at their parties. It has gained fame on YouTube.com.
Dustin Zebro, 18, said he staged the party after friends at D.C. Everest High School got suspended from sports because of pictures showing them drinking from red cups.
The root-beer kegger was "to kind of make fun of the school," he said. "They assumed there was beer in the cups. We just wanted to have some root beer in red cups and just make it look like a party, but there actually wasn't any alcohol."
Zebro purchased a quarter-barrel of 1919 Classic American Draft Root Beer, and by 10 p.m. Saturday, the scene outside his rural Wausau home had all the makings of a teen drinking party - cars, noise and kids.
Kronenwetter Police Chief Daniel Joling said an officer was dispatched to the home March 1 on a complaint of cars blocking the road.
Juveniles began coming out of the house after the officer used his squad car's loudspeaker to warn that cars would soon be towed, Officer Jason Rasmussen wrote in his report.
Nearly 90 breath tests were done, and officers even searched locked rooms for hiding teens.
"It was a tremendous waste of time and manpower, but we still had a job to do, and our officers did it," Joling said. "If one kid had come there, even hadn't drank there, but had come there and had been drinking and had left and crashed and burned, then what would the sentiment be? Why didn't the police check everybody out?"
D.C. Everest schools Superintendent Kris Gilmore did not immediately return a message Friday.
vstan
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
Occupation inaccurately associated with sexiness...

Fantasy -- Librarian
The "sexy librarian" look: It gives off the vibe that behind those glasses there's an insatiable lust just waiting to be expressed in a secluded row of stacks. We've never seen Lisa Loeb or Tina Fey in a library, but they certainly fit the bill.

5. Librarian -- Reality
To seduce an actual librarian, you'll need to be well-versed in Jane Austen and Emily Dickinson. You'll also have to be able to discuss the continued marginalization of the Dewey Decimal System. (How tight are your pants, now?)
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Glamping!
Do they have this in Starved Rock?
NEW YORK (AP) — Did a bad experience turn you off to camping? Maybe your tent leaked in a rainstorm or you shivered all night in a borrowed, smelly sleeping bag. Or that thin foam pad you were trying to sleep on didn't do much to protect your back from the rocky, uneven ground beneath your tent.
It doesn't have to be that way. Tour companies and resorts now offer luxury camping, and the term "glamping" — shorthand for glamorous camping — is starting to turn up in reports from the United Kingdom and Canada. The New York Post recently mentioned "glamping" in an article on a new website for luxury travel, www.globorati.com. (The story also referred to "jetrosexuals" as a globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.)
In British Columbia, Canada, the Clayoquot Wilderness Resort, a 30-minute boat ride from the town of Tofino, is offering "glamping" on a fjord on the west coast of Vancouver Island. Tents have Persian carpets, down duvets and even electricity. There's a sauna and hot tubs on site, and activities including fishing, horseback riding, kayaking, hikes and wildlife-watching.
But if you thought camping was a budget vacation option, you'll have to readjust your expectations for glamping. Three-night packages at the Clayoquot resort begin at $4,100 a person, double occupancy. Details at 888-333-5405 or www.wildretreat.com.
Other tour companies offer luxury tent accommodations as well. Abercrombie & Kent has several trips to Africa that include high-end camping, such as guided tours of Botswana that include game drives and accommodations in "walk-in tents with extra length beds, crisp sheets and warm blankets," plus a "mess tent" for what's described as "bush-style haute cuisine" served on china and linen tablecloths. Details at www.abercrombiekent.com or 800-554-7016.
Vstan
NEW YORK (AP) — Did a bad experience turn you off to camping? Maybe your tent leaked in a rainstorm or you shivered all night in a borrowed, smelly sleeping bag. Or that thin foam pad you were trying to sleep on didn't do much to protect your back from the rocky, uneven ground beneath your tent.
It doesn't have to be that way. Tour companies and resorts now offer luxury camping, and the term "glamping" — shorthand for glamorous camping — is starting to turn up in reports from the United Kingdom and Canada. The New York Post recently mentioned "glamping" in an article on a new website for luxury travel, www.globorati.com. (The story also referred to "jetrosexuals" as a globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.)
In British Columbia, Canada, the Clayoquot Wilderness Resort, a 30-minute boat ride from the town of Tofino, is offering "glamping" on a fjord on the west coast of Vancouver Island. Tents have Persian carpets, down duvets and even electricity. There's a sauna and hot tubs on site, and activities including fishing, horseback riding, kayaking, hikes and wildlife-watching.
But if you thought camping was a budget vacation option, you'll have to readjust your expectations for glamping. Three-night packages at the Clayoquot resort begin at $4,100 a person, double occupancy. Details at 888-333-5405 or www.wildretreat.com.
Other tour companies offer luxury tent accommodations as well. Abercrombie & Kent has several trips to Africa that include high-end camping, such as guided tours of Botswana that include game drives and accommodations in "walk-in tents with extra length beds, crisp sheets and warm blankets," plus a "mess tent" for what's described as "bush-style haute cuisine" served on china and linen tablecloths. Details at www.abercrombiekent.com or 800-554-7016.
Vstan
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Customer Service
Monday, January 14, 2008
Rest in Peace, Mr. Kent, Rest in Peace....
http://daily-journal.com/archives/dj/display.php?id=411860
My favorite Mr. Kent moment was when he requested that we close down the library and seal the doors at once because someone had allegedly stolen his backpack. He demanded a security tape to watch only after he realized that his backpack was actually in the trunk of his car.
Allison
My favorite Mr. Kent moment was when he requested that we close down the library and seal the doors at once because someone had allegedly stolen his backpack. He demanded a security tape to watch only after he realized that his backpack was actually in the trunk of his car.
Allison
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Public Service Announcment
Commercial
(setting: A mother nervously is pacing, alone in the house, looking at the front door. A pile of webkinz sits on the chair. Daughter enters with backpack, happy to see mother, then is scared, notices the pile of webkinz.)
Mother (very serious tone): Jane, I was in your room today and found these in your closet. (gestures to all the webkinz) What is this?
Jane (scared): They're just webkinz.
Mother: But why, Jane? I thought that I could trust you!
Jane: But everybody is doing it, mom!! They're alot of fun!!!
Mother: But how did you even hear about them? Where did you learn to do even log on?
Jane: From you, mom, ok?! I learned it from watching you!! (Jane points to mother's home office, which is covered in tc pack wrappers and webkinz stuffed in nooks and crannies..
Announcer: Parents that have Webkinz, have children that have Webkinz. Come to WI and meet people just like yourself!! We can't alleviate your addictions but at least you will be in good company and laugh about them!!
vstan
(setting: A mother nervously is pacing, alone in the house, looking at the front door. A pile of webkinz sits on the chair. Daughter enters with backpack, happy to see mother, then is scared, notices the pile of webkinz.)
Mother (very serious tone): Jane, I was in your room today and found these in your closet. (gestures to all the webkinz) What is this?
Jane (scared): They're just webkinz.
Mother: But why, Jane? I thought that I could trust you!
Jane: But everybody is doing it, mom!! They're alot of fun!!!
Mother: But how did you even hear about them? Where did you learn to do even log on?
Jane: From you, mom, ok?! I learned it from watching you!! (Jane points to mother's home office, which is covered in tc pack wrappers and webkinz stuffed in nooks and crannies..
Announcer: Parents that have Webkinz, have children that have Webkinz. Come to WI and meet people just like yourself!! We can't alleviate your addictions but at least you will be in good company and laugh about them!!
vstan
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