The maniacal, semi-lucid ramblings of a group of people who could probably be doing something more constructive with their time...but don't.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Customer Service
Monday, January 14, 2008
Rest in Peace, Mr. Kent, Rest in Peace....
http://daily-journal.com/archives/dj/display.php?id=411860
My favorite Mr. Kent moment was when he requested that we close down the library and seal the doors at once because someone had allegedly stolen his backpack. He demanded a security tape to watch only after he realized that his backpack was actually in the trunk of his car.
Allison
My favorite Mr. Kent moment was when he requested that we close down the library and seal the doors at once because someone had allegedly stolen his backpack. He demanded a security tape to watch only after he realized that his backpack was actually in the trunk of his car.
Allison
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Public Service Announcment
Commercial
(setting: A mother nervously is pacing, alone in the house, looking at the front door. A pile of webkinz sits on the chair. Daughter enters with backpack, happy to see mother, then is scared, notices the pile of webkinz.)
Mother (very serious tone): Jane, I was in your room today and found these in your closet. (gestures to all the webkinz) What is this?
Jane (scared): They're just webkinz.
Mother: But why, Jane? I thought that I could trust you!
Jane: But everybody is doing it, mom!! They're alot of fun!!!
Mother: But how did you even hear about them? Where did you learn to do even log on?
Jane: From you, mom, ok?! I learned it from watching you!! (Jane points to mother's home office, which is covered in tc pack wrappers and webkinz stuffed in nooks and crannies..
Announcer: Parents that have Webkinz, have children that have Webkinz. Come to WI and meet people just like yourself!! We can't alleviate your addictions but at least you will be in good company and laugh about them!!
vstan
(setting: A mother nervously is pacing, alone in the house, looking at the front door. A pile of webkinz sits on the chair. Daughter enters with backpack, happy to see mother, then is scared, notices the pile of webkinz.)
Mother (very serious tone): Jane, I was in your room today and found these in your closet. (gestures to all the webkinz) What is this?
Jane (scared): They're just webkinz.
Mother: But why, Jane? I thought that I could trust you!
Jane: But everybody is doing it, mom!! They're alot of fun!!!
Mother: But how did you even hear about them? Where did you learn to do even log on?
Jane: From you, mom, ok?! I learned it from watching you!! (Jane points to mother's home office, which is covered in tc pack wrappers and webkinz stuffed in nooks and crannies..
Announcer: Parents that have Webkinz, have children that have Webkinz. Come to WI and meet people just like yourself!! We can't alleviate your addictions but at least you will be in good company and laugh about them!!
vstan
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