The maniacal, semi-lucid ramblings of a group of people who could probably be doing something more constructive with their time...but don't.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Customer Service



Okay, just in case anyone thought I was being mean. I took this from a website. I didn't write the words. Just added Ron's head and "Tech Pro Logic" Here is the link...
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos
vstan

Monday, January 14, 2008

Rest in Peace, Mr. Kent, Rest in Peace....

http://daily-journal.com/archives/dj/display.php?id=411860

My favorite Mr. Kent moment was when he requested that we close down the library and seal the doors at once because someone had allegedly stolen his backpack. He demanded a security tape to watch only after he realized that his backpack was actually in the trunk of his car.

Allison

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Creepy

This gives me the heebie geebies!



vstan

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Public Service Announcment

Commercial
(setting: A mother nervously is pacing, alone in the house, looking at the front door. A pile of webkinz sits on the chair. Daughter enters with backpack, happy to see mother, then is scared, notices the pile of webkinz.)

Mother (very serious tone): Jane, I was in your room today and found these in your closet. (gestures to all the webkinz) What is this?

Jane (scared): They're just webkinz.

Mother: But why, Jane? I thought that I could trust you!

Jane: But everybody is doing it, mom!! They're alot of fun!!!

Mother: But how did you even hear about them? Where did you learn to do even log on?

Jane: From you, mom, ok?! I learned it from watching you!! (Jane points to mother's home office, which is covered in tc pack wrappers and webkinz stuffed in nooks and crannies..

Announcer: Parents that have Webkinz, have children that have Webkinz. Come to WI and meet people just like yourself!! We can't alleviate your addictions but at least you will be in good company and laugh about them!!

vstan