The maniacal, semi-lucid ramblings of a group of people who could probably be doing something more constructive with their time...but don't.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Occupation inaccurately associated with sexiness...



Fantasy -- Librarian
The "sexy librarian" look: It gives off the vibe that behind those glasses there's an insatiable lust just waiting to be expressed in a secluded row of stacks. We've never seen Lisa Loeb or Tina Fey in a library, but they certainly fit the bill.




5. Librarian -- Reality
To seduce an actual librarian, you'll need to be well-versed in Jane Austen and Emily Dickinson. You'll also have to be able to discuss the continued marginalization of the Dewey Decimal System. (How tight are your pants, now?)

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